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ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

jaclcfrost:

this is actually the cutest thing ever i’m going to cry

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

image

kid:  dad whats a 69
dad:  well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

ikissboyswithtattoos:

nikki-bobs:

the-average-gatsby:

there is zero rotational motion in this pictureevery single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line

Well fuck

I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging

ikissboyswithtattoos:

nikki-bobs:

the-average-gatsby:

there is zero rotational motion in this picture

every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line

Well fuck

I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging